There is not a genetic cause for floating poop! Cholesterol is not the cause for floating poop! The reason some poop floats is because there is excess gas trapped within the poop which makes it less dense than water.

I thought this thread was about Pfizer Management.

You're not asking the right question.

Crap and cream rise to the top - but do you have the management team that can tell the difference?!

Is this not an allegory for management of many corporations? The ones who stink most and blow the most hot air always rise to the top......
As Tom Lehrer said "Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what goes in'.

Hence very few innovations in the diagnostic business these days.

Methane. If you're not a methane producer and you move into a household which contains methane producers you'll very likely become one yourself!

poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/floating.html

Well as an experiment supersaturate a gallon of h20 with NaCl.

Gently fill toilet bowl.

Now see if the poop floats.

Omega 6's, according to PE experts.

High fat/cholesterol (seriously).

Corn

ROFL

Finally, a question that can be answered by droplet digital PCR! Who is the best provider?

Thank you, Professor Poop.

No sh.t! Geez.

Floating poop has nothing to do with brain leakage or neurological activity.

But in his case, brain leakage.

Actually, it has nothing to do with water content. It is due to gas content which is less dense than water.

Water content, but in your case, brain leakage.