Those shoes!!!....

Guess who coming back to PFE?

I'll be on the board of directors this time, recommending changes to Ian and Rod.

Massive layoffs are coming, outsourcing is the future.

Lube-up people, this time it's going to really hurt.

Signed,
Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler

Jeffie finally has a new

Jeffie finally has a new startup:

clownshoesbeer [dot] com

Dear Colleagues, It is with

Dear Colleagues,

It is with great happiness that I take on this new role at Groton as the new site head at Pfizer. My previous government engagements gave me the experience to lead a site like Groton into the future. Unlike my previous counterpart who frequently offered "a warm smile with sage advice, was a beacon of hope, especially to those who lacked self-direction, and left to their own devices," I can say to you, that I will be there for you and that you can depend on me to BE THERE in the halls to confront rumors, hearsay, and I can assure you ALL WILL HAVE A JOB IN THE FUTURE. Never doubt the foundation and solidity of this company - we will always be here either as colleague or contractor.

Warmly,
Imelda Marcos

From my big feet, I kick to

From my big feet, I kick to you:

Happy Holidays!

2014 is going to be a great year...

for massive layoffs! January's just around the corner kiddies. You know what's coming. Groton is grinding down.

Signed,
Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler

My feet are as guilty as

My feet are as guilty as Pinocchio's nose!
The more I lie the longer they grow!

Oh Man! I have big smelly feet! Does anyone want to buy some premium corporate TOE JAM?

Signed,
Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler

They can be purchased at the

They can be purchased at the Paul Bunyan House of Shoes. Look under oversized ox-skin leather shoes. You can also visit the store in Bemidji, MN.

DSW and PFE, it's where you

DSW and PFE, it's where you find THOSE SHOES!

My shoes are the biggest, the

My shoes are the biggest, the BIGGEST IN THE WORLD!

Year after year, my soles crushing souls, with great pleasure and contentment!

My feet are still growing cock roaches, soon I'll be wearing CLOWN SHOES the size of 666!

Signed,
Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler

The previous post should have

The previous post should have been deleted due to incompleteness.

The poster didn't even tell us what kind of shoes the two individuals were wearing.

Incomplete, shoeless posts will be directed to the Shoe God for deletion in the future. Let the deficient posters beware !!!!

Brit gets ass kicked by

Brit gets ass kicked by Merican:

British kickboxer sentenced to 25 years in jail for murder of US ex-Marine in Thailand
Published November 28, 2013Associated Press
PHUKET, THAILAND – A Thai court has sentenced a British kickboxer to 25 years in jail for the 2010 murder of a former U.S. Marine on a resort island.

The Phuket provincial court on Thursday found Lee Aldhouse guilty of stabbing to death ex-Marine Dashawn Longfellow after being beaten by the American during a brawl at a Phuket bar.

The court reduced Aldhouse's sentence from a life sentence because he pleaded guilty.

Aldhouse was a semi-professional kickboxer who fought under the nickname "Pitbull." He had been living on-and-off in Phuket, where Longfellow was also studying the sport.

Aldhouse was extradited to Thailand last year in the first case of extradition of a criminal suspect from England to Thailand.

He was arrested at London's Heathrow Airport after fleeing Thailand.

"Pfizer stock has almost

"Pfizer stock has almost doubled in the past two years."

It's the fake Obozo economy.

The Fed has destroyed yield on bonds and CDs so people have no choice but to buy stocks. They need income. The stock market therefore has gone way up.

People are stil unemployed and economic growth is nonexistent.

Heckuvajob Obozo!

"Pfizer stock has almost

"Pfizer stock has almost doubled in the past two years."

As have a number of other pharmaceutical companies. It's the Obamacare effect and has nothing to do with how well the company is being run.

agree

agree

Interesting. I just checked.

Interesting. I just checked. Pfizer stock has almost doubled in the past two years. Do you know of any other such dead companies in which I can invest?

I thought Jeffie destroyed

I thought Jeffie destroyed Pfizer right before he destroyed the US Health Care System.

You learn something new every day!

You know what it is known

You know what it is known about exercising the body, the most used areas grow stronger and get larger. My feet didn't get this large by stepping on grapes! They grew this large by crushing the souls, lives, hopes, dreams, and aspirations of many a trodden fodder! THAT'S why I wear CLOWN SHOES! By the time I became CEO, my feet were so large I couldn't climb any more corporate ladders - the shoes simply were too BIG, along with my salary, compensations, and bonus!

It's good to be KING!

Signed,
Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler

I think Kindler is a shoe in

I think Kindler is a shoe in for Clown of the Year.

Is this a good site for

Is this a good site for getting a recipe for shoe fly pie?

Is this a good site to find someone to play footsie with?

Is this site meant as a promotion for NY Senator Shoe-mer?

Can I find any blue suede shoes here?

Does anyone here have a copy of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shoe?

Do posters here drink shoe-ters?

So, how am I doing?

--- The late and great, Ed Koch

That is like the old rumour

That is like the old rumour that Yahoo would be taking over Netscape (remember them?). The new company was to be called Net-n-yahoo and was going to be re-located to Israel.

Back in the 50s there was a company that made hair brushes among other things. They were called Fuller Brush. There was a rumour that they were merging with the Schick Corporation (manufacturers of electric razors). The new company was going to be called Fuller Schick.

Please try to live up to the above standards when posting funny merger I-rumours. Management thanks you in advance for your cooperation and willingness to add to the quality of this site.

I hear that Pfizer will be

I hear that Pfizer will be taken over by Apple and henceforth be known as iPfizer, the virtual reality pharmaceutical company.

Darn it. Someone screwed up.

Darn it. Someone screwed up. They were supposed to be a pair of faux ruby slippers.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

I am the Great and Powerful Oz !!!

They were supposed to be faux

They were supposed to be faux ruby slippers for the man behind the curtain.

I am the great and powerful Oz !!!!

Dear Mr. Cobbler, The CLOWN

Dear Mr. Cobbler,

The CLOWN SHOES were included in my contract as a perk from my former employer. If said former employer has not paid you, then I suggest you take up the issue with them. The CLOWN SHOES have very fine leather and construction, best I ever had. I especially like the red ones. Now I just need a yellow CLOWN SUIT with a BIG RED "M" on it, for MONEY!

Those CLOWN SHOES combined with my MONEY allow me to be driven around the world in a limousine in class. Driving a Ford Focus with CLOWN SHOES, well, can't be done! The shoes are just too big.

I don't pay late fees. With those big CLOWN SHOES I'll crush you little cock roach. Shut up! The pesticide is coming.

Signed,
Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler

Dear Mr. Cobbler, Are you the

Dear Mr. Cobbler,

Are you the guy who used to supply Imelda Marcos with her 30,000 pairs of shoes? As her executor, I wish to inform you that at least 5,000 pair did not fit properly and we will be seeking reimbursement for your failure to meet Ms. Marcos' specifications.

M. Philip Pino, Esq.

Dear Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES"

Dear Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler,

I have still not been paid for the last dozen pairs of CLOWN SHOES that I made for you. You now owe me $10,000 for these plus taxes and late fees. Please submit your payment ASAP or I will be forced to repossess your CLOWN SHOES.

Sincerely,

The Cobbler

Nope. Just a cynic who reads

Nope. Just a cynic who reads many of these threads. They are some of the best and funniest entertainment on the net for those who know this industry. Nothing here should be taken too seriously and the shoe-ish post was meant to emphasize that point.

Enjoy it.
Ignore it.

The choice is yours.

Are you nuts?!?

Are you nuts?!?

Tsk tsk tsk. All this

Tsk tsk tsk. All this anti-Semitism because you don't like shoe-ish people.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Stuck in the middle ......

ROFLMAO

So you destroyed the US

So you destroyed the US economy right Jeff?
Are you happy Jeff?

YES! To protect shareholders

YES!

To protect shareholders and company expenditures. You leaches need to pay more for your healthcare as opposed to PFE offsetting the cost. Your cadillac health insurance isn't going to be around forever, I'll make sure of that.

Signed,
Jeffie "CLOWN SHOES" Kindler

Didn't you ram Obamacare down

Didn't you ram Obamacare down our throat?

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