Life Technologies

Just checking on how things are going since the buyout. Everybody happy so far?

Someone correct me if I'm

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but would running to your supervisor after they "scold" you to ask them for an apology because "you thought they (the supervisor) was your friend". Would THAT qualify as asskissing?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Crybaby.

My department is looking for

My department is looking for senior engineers

http://www.jobstreet.com.sg/jobs/2013/10/new/l/20/3695805.htm?fr=21&src=44

If you are interested, place click "Apply now" on JobStreet

Many funnies, that why I read

Many funnies, that why I read it! Y'all make me laff.

IM bipolar so I count for 2

IM bipolar so I count for 2 of the 5

Well if you're tired of the

Well if you're tired of the complaining on this board dont read it.

Someone correct me if I'm

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but would running to your supervisor after they "scold" you to ask them for an apology because "you thought they (the supervisor) was your friend". Would THAT qualify as asskissing?

Clearly the case. Definitely

Clearly the case. Definitely not someone who is tired of all the complaining on this rumor board by bitter trolls.

HAS to be an asskisser.

Obviously one of the

Obviously one of the asskissers. Lets see how much they value you when Thermo shuts down your workplace and you are out on your ass with no notice.

Sure. Whatever makes you

Sure. Whatever makes you feel better. If someone succeeds, it MUST be because they are "brown nosing" or "ass kissing". Couldn't possibly be because they deserve it and you didn't.

You didn't get that promotion? Not your fault at all. Must be cause, you refused to "suck up". Way to stick it to the man! Keeping it real!

That about cover it?

You obviously dont work there

You obviously dont work there or you would be well aware of it. Life Tech only rewards people who inform on their fellow employees and suck up to management. Just take a look at any temp employees that get hired on early in to their contract. Normally they wont hire a temp until their contract is just about up (10 months) but the real brown nosers get hired on around 4-5 months in to their contract.

Right. Happy or even

Right. Happy or even remotely content = Ass kisser
Bitching = Great employee who is being stomped on by "The Man"

Gotcha

I can assure you its way more

I can assure you its way more then "the same five people bitching about the same stuff over and over". Most everyone who works for these clowns are miserable the only ones remotely happy are the ass kissers and troublemakers.

"Morale issues

"Morale issues everywhere"
No. It's the same 5 people ranting about the crap over and over.

"Oh goody! The Distribution

"Oh goody! The Distribution Mattress Back is coming to the Halloween party. Stock up on the penicillan guys."

Are you referring to that nasty looking Fuckwa bitch?

There are better choices than

There are better choices than LIFE, stop blaming me for my failures and move on. I sold and fold!

I did it my way.....all $80MM and my golden parachute.

All the Best,
GL

Make better choices in life,

Make better choices in life, stop blaming others for your failures and move on.

I did it my way.....

All the Best,
FS

This board is funny! Morale

This board is funny! Morale issues everywhere.

Make better choices in life,

Make better choices in life, stop blaming others for your failures and move on.

I did it my way.....

All the Best,
GL

I agree only with the

I agree only with the ignorant moron imbeciles posting here.

99.99% of the people posting here are just "cry-babies" who are "bitter" and "sore losers" just because they wasted 15 years of their life creating real value for a company in spite of terrible, misguided counter-productive management whose greatest strength was stomping down good ideas.

Cant really comment on

Cant really comment on Thermo, but they'd be best to give the rotting carcass of Life Tech which they purchased a good enema to flush all the two faced,brownnosing, assholes out.

You're suffering from

You're suffering from stupidity and denial for which there is no dip-matic immunity.

THERMO-LIFE is a great

THERMO-LIFE is a great compny. Anybody who wants off should just leave, then only the awesome smart people will remain to party our brains off just llike the eraly days. Sales is great.

I'd hate to be YOU!

Oh so sorry we unedjumicated

Oh so sorry we unedjumicated distribution peons dont measure up to overpaid, BMW driving, yuppie scum like you. Go have a mocha latte and STFU before you get your pampered ass whooped.

You Frederick distribution

You Frederick distribution guys are pathetic. You don't like it? Change it or go somewhere else. Secret bi***ing on this site does nothing but make you look like the uneducated, entry level workers you are.

Make better choices in life, stop blaming others for your failures and move on.

You Frederick distrobution

You Frederick distrobution guys are pathetic. You don't like it? Change it or go somewhere else. Secret bi***ing on this site does nothing but make you look like the uneducated, entry level workers you are.

Make better choices in life, stop blaming others for your failures and move on.

MC will get the oppertunity

MC will get the oppertunity to go as himself, a drag queen.

MM is going as himself ( a

MM is going as himself ( a clown ) and he'll be judging. There goes the party.

Oh goody! The Distribution

Oh goody! The Distribution Mattress Back is coming to the Halloween party. Stock up on the penicillan guys.

Associate Director

Associate Director

"What's an Ass

"What's an Ass Director?"

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Life Tech has several of them, easy to spot they are the ones following the supervisors around kissing their asses.

What's an Ass Director?

What's an Ass Director?

LIFE's compensation plan for

LIFE's compensation plan for the inept and incompetent leaders:

Manager - 110-130
Sr. Manager - 120-150
Ass Director - 130-160
Director - 140-180
Sr. Director - 160-200

The smart ones left or laid off. LIFE runs on stupidity.

An HR prof.

fucking idiots! It's in

fucking idiots! It's in Singapore Dollars you dumb bastards! I do make that much riding the LIFE's gravy train.

immune??? you stupid fuck!

immune??? you stupid fuck!

you are so stupid... 15k per

you are so stupid... 15k per week?? 60k per month. fucking no wonder you should be fired. cant even do basic math. Pull your head out of your anus bitch!

Oh bitch please. The only

Oh bitch please. The only thing you whiney Life Tech pussies are good for is telling on people to kiss ass.

I am going to kill you...

I am going to kill you... murder you!

15,000 in pesos more likely.

15,000 in pesos more likely.

$15,000 per week.

$15,000 per week.

Only reason ones job would be

Only reason ones job would be safe in Singapore is because you primitive asswipes work for peanuts. What do you make a week $1.50?

"I am immune to the coming

"I am immune to the coming layoff at Singapore. Currently, there are two software departments in Singapore. My group is going to collaborate with one of local assay companies. The project will last around two years, and I am pretty safe during that period of time. Good luck to the other senior software department manager."

You're suffering from stupidity and denial for which there is no immunity.

Ok "MM" LOL!---DB

Ok "MM" LOL!---DB

use names you chicken-shit

use names you chicken-shit bastards

Yes, "use names you chicken-shit bastards"! MM.

I am immune to the coming

I am immune to the coming layoff at Singapore. Currently, there are two software departments in Singapore. My group is going to collaborate with one of local assay companies. The project will last around two years, and I am pretty safe during that period of time. Good luck to the other senior software department manager.

The administrators of this

The administrators of this site frown on using names. Only initials are fine. Besides you should know who it is being referred to unless your hopelessly dense.LOL

use names you chicken-shit

use names you chicken-shit bastards

How about Andrea?

How about Andrea?

HV is a gutter snipe.

HV is a gutter snipe.

Yup! lots of cute ones in R&D

Yup! lots of cute ones in R&D building. Still VM and HV are my favorites.

"Who is the bible thumper?

"Who is the bible thumper? Grossman?"

I think they mean DD. LOL

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