Cyntellect - What's up ??

Lay-offs of Sales and Apps Scientists in US and Europe ..

Cash running low ???

Feel sorry for all those guys

Feel sorry for all those guys who bought the system and are no left with no support.sms lån

There is a saying we have at

There is a saying we have at the office of Ethics and Corruption:

JUST because I can recognize a rotten egg doesn't mean I can rip off hundreds of customers waiting for backorders and get away with it...

With the new SBIR and NCI

With the new SBIR and NCI grants forthcoming, soon Cyntellect will resurrect into greatness the primordial corruption and fraud that was brewing.

Can you type: steal from the government.

steal from the government.
steal from the government.
steal from the government.
steal from the government.
steal from the government.

Former Cytnellect employees,

Former Cytnellect employees, is that you???? So much venom toward a dead company!

Website is dead. They finally

Website is dead. They finally killed it! Great going guys! You really know how to do it right!

Zarrabian, Spector and Koller

Zarrabian, Spector and Koller are the ones smoking the weed!!

Keep smoking the weed ....

Keep smoking the weed ....

Cytellect is a great company

Cytellect is a great company with anexcellent technology and a very bright future.

Isn't their Chairman of the

Isn't their Chairman of the Board, Randall Kirk, like the king of all Biotech investors? Given all his other endevours I would expect that at some point he'll find a way to exit gracefully (the Midas touch)

Is Spector still in the

Is Spector still in the Cyntellect game? Word is he is interviewing for joobs in the SD area! Rat running froma sinking ship?

Why are all the Google ads on

Why are all the Google ads on this Cyntellect thread about bankruptcy assistance?

FK is one of the 7%....with

FK is one of the 7%....with oral HPV. Don't tongue-kiss him. Seriously. Don't!

If Fred Koller weren't a

If Fred Koller weren't a brain-dead zombie, he would turn Cyntellect around and make it a good place to work, with good salaries and benefits for employees.
It's too bad FK is gone.

Are you saying Fred Koller is

Are you saying Fred Koller is a brain-eating zombie?
A living dead man?

There is an ancient Chinese

There is an ancient Chinese proverb; just because I can recognize a Cyntellect Manager's dead brain, doesn't mean I can lay a good one.

The brain dead can do a

The brain dead can do a better job at running a business than the Cyntellect upper management!

This is a rotten egg.

This is a rotten egg.

What ever happened to Fred

What ever happened to Fred Koller?

There is an old Irish saying;

There is an old Irish saying; just because I can recognize a rotten egg doesn't mean I can lay a good one.

If Cytellect is so horrible,

If Cytellect is so horrible, why don't you just start a much better company? You seem so smart. I'm sure you can do much much better.

I just visited the Mesa Ridge

I just visited the Mesa Ridge facility. Now I understand all the negative postings.

Talk about circling the drain.....

What are the annual revenues

What are the annual revenues and gross profit margin for Cyntellect?
How is this place staying afloat?

you ask human resources

you ask human resources depart why none e-mail me my application letter?

position vacant

Cyntellect is a poor

Cyntellect is a poor performance-driven company....from the top down,..circle twice, then down the drain. I'm never surprised by the creative incompetence of my co-workers. If someone had a gun to their heads, demanding that they f** over the company, they wouldn't be more effective in wasting time and resources.

This is "as good as it gets" and it's c-r-a-p...

Zarrabian did a complete

Zarrabian did a complete 360degree renovation on this place. It must be 50% better than it was 10 years ago. I can't believe anyone still shows up in the morning - It's THAT pointless.

This place is so pathetic.

This place is so pathetic. It's nauseous. Everyone talks openly about searching for new jobs. No one here even tries to pretend to do any work anymore.

I reported to Zarrabian for 3

I reported to Zarrabian for 3 years in the early 2000s and I found him to be a psychopath.

"This is a pathetic

"This is a pathetic thread."

I would add weird and eerie...

Zarrabian knows all.

Zarrabian knows all. Zarrabian sees all. This will not be forgotten nor will it be forgiven.

This is a pathetic thread.

This is a pathetic thread.

The technology is sound.

The technology is sound. This is a great investment opportunity.

There are NO future

There are NO future opportunities. Only PAST opportunities wasted at Cyntellect...

Please forward your resume to

Please forward your resume to hr@cyntellect.com if you would like to be considered for future opportunities.

"Cyntellect was doomed long

"Cyntellect was doomed long before I got here. This place is a plantation of worthlessness. I've never seen worse academic talent gathered in one place at one time."

Zarrabian....is that you?

Anyone who worked here is

Anyone who worked here is tainted meat from Zarrabian's foul stench. I have to hit "delete" about 3 times a week owing to the Cyntellect resumes. Stinks up my keyboard.

I would like to know how the

I would like to know how the software doesn't work?

-Zarrabian

Zarrabian, we know you read

Zarrabian, we know you read this. Why don't you reply? Tell us your side!

Zarrabian, what a

Zarrabian, what a knucklehead! Great job! What are you planning to destroy next? Are you taking your wreaking crew, Spector?

How much did you guys walk away with? What a waste!

There's a reason staff are

There's a reason staff are quitting in droves. The technology is tired and redundant. The pipeline is dead. Zarrabian is only looking out for himself. He'll say ANYTHING to keep the Big Salary coming in. When the well is dried up, he'll look for another rape victim

I keep getting resumes from

I keep getting resumes from these people.
Are they all completely useless?

Are any of these people any good?
Should I just shred their PDFs?

Cyntellect was doomed long

Cyntellect was doomed long before I got here. This place is a plantation of worthlessness. I've never seen worse academic talent gathered in one place at one time.

If a sales rep from Cytellect promises you anything, bear in mind that he's probably thinking about his next job. This place is circling the drain.

Wow, that's a really clveer

Wow, that's a really clveer way of thinking about it!

Amazing leadership Zarrabian

Amazing leadership Zarrabian and Spector! Way to take cool technology and mix it with your egos, and drive Cyntellect straight into the ground!
Good luck in your next F... up!

Looks like Brookes Scientific

Looks like Brookes Scientific are the buyers.
They know nothing about the market so the Celigo is doomed ..
Get those CVs up to date

whats the latest?

whats the latest?

Great going Zarrabian! You

Great going Zarrabian! You too Spector!

Cyntellect were touting

Cyntellect were touting Celigo for sale round the world. Decision time is up so soem smuck got lumbered with it ...
Feel sorry for all those guys who bought the system and are no left with no support.

Who left working here, as I

Who left working here, as I thought most people have now either been pushed or jumped ship

So who bought Celigo ?? Time

So who bought Celigo ?? Time is up !!!

with the sale of the LEAP

with the sale of the LEAP (its only viable technology) to Intrexon for internal use only (so to speak) Cyntellect will likely be gone soon as it will have a hard time competing in the analysis only imaging space

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