Bio-Rad LSG: Why doesn't anyone here talk about it?

Have they become that irrelevant in the industry, or are they that perfect?

Now developing new and

Now developing new and improved products for the worldwide community of wildebeests.

And you thought you gnu it all !!!

Only a bunch of Californicators could make this happen.

"Another acquisition today...

"Another acquisition today... What is next ... Lay offs?"

They acquired a company called GnuBio. Most likely they will become part of CDG.

Another acquisition today...

Another acquisition today... What is next ... Lay offs

Next, the reps will be paying

Next, the reps will be paying for their company cars.

That's not the worst of it.

That's not the worst of it. Plans are already being drawn up to have R&D employees pay for some of their test tubes and pipettes. This is all part of the new employee participation program to make workers feel closer to the company they all love and honor.

Another innovative idea from Bio-Rad management ....

reps now have to now help pay

reps now have to now help pay for their own cell phones? Oy vey

"Successful! Along with

"Successful! Along with ddPCR. If they were failures, BR would have restructured the sales force, laid off a certain east coast Area Manager, and reduced AMs to junior reps.

Oh wait...."

I'd choose the Eastern Area Manager over the Western Area Manager any day!

"Working in LSD was one hell

"Working in LSD was one hell of a bad trip, no pun intended....."

LSD plans to release an upgrade to the Tetrad which will be called the "4-Way Window Pane."

"Bio-Rad LSD has laid off

"Bio-Rad LSD has laid off over 40 people in the last six months. Sales are hurting."

Working in LSD was one hell of a bad trip, no pun intended.....

Bio-Rad LSD has laid off over

Bio-Rad LSD has laid off over 40 people in the last six months. Sales are hurting.

Their sales force had a 50%

Their sales force had a 50% turnover rate last year. Have they managed to stop the bleeding in 2014?

They're still in business?

They're still in business?

They got some great special

They got some great special offers on. Fucking shiters.

Will Bio-Rad sell off LSG if

Will Bio-Rad sell off LSG if they continue to underperform? How are their sales YTD?

'So how's Prime? Successful

'So how's Prime? Successful or a miserable failure?'

Successful! Along with ddPCR. If they were failures, BR would have restructured the sales force, laid off a certain east coast Area Manager, and reduced AMs to junior reps.

Oh wait....

Sure

Sure

Holy crap! The site works!!

Holy crap! The site works!!

So how's Prime? Successful

So how's Prime? Successful or a miserable failure?

"It's a bitch eat bitch world

"It's a bitch eat bitch world in LSD."

Bitch is too nice of a word for those females. They should rightly be called the cunts that they are.

good morning from Europe, as

good morning from Europe, as it seems Biorad is starting to streamline the immunhaematology product portfolio."

From the desk of the VP for streamlining:

As part of our ongoing effort to streamline things, our British and other Europeans will be asked to adopt American spelling which uses fewer letters and, thus, takes less time to type. It also saves marginally on the amount of ink required when printing.

Thus, immunhaematology will henceforth be immunohematology; oestriol and oestradiol will become estriol and estradiol, respectively, and even zed will become zee since moving from the 'e' to the 'd' does consume a fraction of a second.

We understand that these changes will take some time to internalize, but we are secure in our knowledge that once adopted, the changes will actually make you feel good and that knowing that you have contributed to the efficiency of the company will motivate you more as a symbol of our cherished company-wide teamwork.

Those of us on the Streamlining Committee feel that approaches such as these are far preferable to simply firing people. We hope you agree.

From: VP International Sales

From: VP International Sales Manager
Subject: Bio-Rad 2013 Value Initiative

"Drop Your Pants!!!! and release the stink of shit and jizz. Show your Bio-Rad LSG gaping anus to the world!!!!!!

Minions, its time to fill santas saggy red stocking full of cheap beige plastic!!!!!!

Tootsy-kiss push-ups and brown-nose bench-presses for you all.

May the festivities commence ;-)"

------ Or you are fucking gone ------

Smile, say cheese!

"Frigid narco bitch

"Frigid narco bitch leadership"
That must be referring to the lab separation division. If not, it should be.
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It's a bitch eat bitch world in LSD.

You must be either straight

You must be either straight from school or newly hired. You will learn young grasshopper.... you will learn

"We are going to double dyp

"We are going to double dyp price dunk the product on a 'Bio-Rad value initiative', then we will streamline. Suckers!"

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa good joke!!

We are going to double dyp

We are going to double dyp price dunk the product on a 'Bio-Rad value initiative', then we will streamline. Suckers!

"good morning from Europe, as

"good morning from Europe, as it seems Biorad is starting to streamline the immunhaematology product portfolio. I can not find the scangel cards anymore on their web page or is that just a web bug?"

no, checked the web pages and they still offer the three different products Biorad/Biotest/Diamed so nothing changed what ever you saw!

"They could streamline even

"They could streamline even more by taking the "heap of shit" IH1000 out of my lab."

:-) what kind of system would you like to use instead?
how about the manual reagents itself from biorad?
Why are the manual reagents so expensive in the US?
If you look to asia you can not imagine how cheap they could be.....and quality is not to bad!

"Frigid narco bitch

"Frigid narco bitch leadership"
That must be referring to the lab separation division. If not, it should be.

This board is strictly for

This board is strictly for LSG bitching -- bug off you clinical folks!

"good morning from Europe, as

"good morning from Europe, as it seems Biorad is starting to streamline the immunhaematology product portfolio. I can not find the scangel cards anymore on their web page or is that just a web bug?"

They could streamline even more by taking the "heap of shit" IH1000 out of my lab.

You can at least spell frigid

You can at least spell frigid right....!

Out of respect!!!!

And suck on their turd.

Fridgid narco bitch

Fridgid narco bitch leadership

"So Q4 is off to a bad 4-step

"So Q4 is off to a bad 4-step start....."

4-step start: How I begin my sales call when my manager is present.

An LSG R&D division had

An LSG R&D division had laoyffs in late October, about 15%.

good morning from Europe, as

good morning from Europe, as it seems Biorad is starting to streamline the immunhaematology product portfolio. I can not find the scangel cards anymore on their web page or is that just a web bug?

Anymore lay-offs

Anymore lay-offs

So Q4 is off to a bad 4-step

So Q4 is off to a bad 4-step start.....

J.A.W. PLO TERRORIST

J.A.W. PLO TERRORIST BIOTECH MOB BOY IS DIGGING TUNNELS AS WE SPEAK.

How to escape office chatter

How to escape office chatter box ?

"'Any lay offs ?' About 10

"'Any lay offs ?'

About 10 days ago a few invisible marketing people quietly got let go. More to come before the sales force reorg in the works for early next year."

Sounds like one big clusterf--k!

'Any lay offs ?' About 10

'Any lay offs ?'

About 10 days ago a few invisible marketing people quietly got let go. More to come before the sales force reorg in the works for early next year

Any lay offs ?

Any lay offs ?

What about the SensiQ

What about the SensiQ Pioneer?

If you dont know it you should.

"This is the second year that

"This is the second year that Bio-Rad has been in the red. Perhaps they should hire experienced managers from outside the company instead of promoting from within."

Rumor has it there's a major reorg going on in NASD (LSG). Your inexperienced manager could be on the chopping block.

This is the second year that

This is the second year that Bio-Rad has been in the red. Perhaps they should hire experienced managers from outside the company instead of promoting from within.

I would say they become more

I would say they become more and more irrelevant - investing hugh amounts of money - loosing business day by day - develop the circle twice - ROI is far away! ....so what should be perfect?

I'd like to know this too.

I'd like to know this too. (what the name is of the injection molder in Santa Rosa that they bought. Did anyone come up with a name? Thanks in advance!

"'R&D how is it doing ?' "R&D

"'R&D how is it doing ?'

"R&D is doing some R and some D. Ask a more specific question if you want to know something."

Sorry, it's more like R&R.

"R&D how is it doing ?" R&D

"R&D how is it doing ?"

R&D is doing some R and some D. Ask a more specific question if you want to know something.

R&D how is it doing ?

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