What's going on at LIFE?

Synergies=Layoffs
coming B4 year end.

You are going to cry these

You are going to cry these insides out when Grandpa Thermo gets some purchase on you.
Right now you have not even gotten down on all fours for this old dog and he's been watching you through a glass sliding door. One day that door is gonna be wide open. All of a sudden you will get swept off your feet, then you will get that rocking chair feeling, like butterflies in your tummy. Just know that you're all gonna get a long warm cuddle untill you fall asleep with that rod up your back, and when you wake up you will no longer be able to walk. Grandpa Thermo is waiting, and he knows he is waiting, and he knows whats to come of you.

BREL was purchased but

BREL was purchased but divested 2 years later at a loss. There were no synergies.

All except one was

All except one was successfully integrated. Hint: GL had nothing to do with that purchase.

Revisionist history there… Since GL did have everything to do with the BioReliance purchase, one would have to conclude you believe that BioReliance was successfully integrated. I would call that out as the most e"greg"ious mistake among many you made in that post.

For the people Boston bound,

For the people Boston bound, more integration tidbits and less gossips please.!

"finally some reason... you

"finally some reason... you will be flamed here by the whiners, but thanks for sharing your insight."

Sort of like reading the tabloids for legitimate news stories. Haters gonna hate, ass kissers gonna pucker.....

"finally some reason... you

"finally some reason... you will be flamed here by the whiners, but thanks for sharing your insight."

You are stupid to look for INSIGHT and REASON from this board. The postings are just hilarious.

Instead of "walk the wall"

Instead of "walk the wall" these bastards need to walk the plank. I hope Thermo totally guts Life Tech, tears it into a thousand pieces and scatters it to the wind.

(I will be presenting at the

(I will be presenting at the walk the wall next week in Boston.)

TMO and LIFE execs are meeting next week in Boston to decide which sites to close. Each group will have to "walk the wall" and present. Poster is accurate about the meeting location and purpose. There won't be enough time to clear legal. We have a few months.

"More executive level talk.

"More executive level talk. Funny! Have you look at yourself lately?"

Not likely thats executive level talk, just the words of one of the many company ass kissers.

Invitrogen Novex Research

Invitrogen

Novex
Research Genetics
Life Technologies/Gibco/Primers

Ethrog Biotech
Molecular Probes
Panvera
Dynal
Informax
BioReliance
Biosource
CellZdirect
Caltag
Zymed
GeneArt

ABI
Ion Torrent

All except one was successfully integrated. Hint: GL had nothing to do with that purchase.

...bunch of fucking cowards

...bunch of fucking cowards on this site. say your name and I will fire you . oh wait you were already fired for being a dumb ass cock sucker...

More executive level talk. Funny! Have you look at yourself lately?

"just quit you fucking cunt!!

"just quit you fucking cunt!! I would love to slap you like the worthless STD that you are"

So much for educated MBAs and PhDs. Is that the language of LIFE's management.?

"bunch of fucking cowards on

"bunch of fucking cowards on this site. say your name and I will fire you . oh wait you were already fired for being a dumb ass cock sucker"

Wrong, I still work there. I'm DB who the hell are you?

So why do you have to walk

So why do you have to walk the wall anyways? Doesn't Lucifer have a map of where the walls are? Doesn't he have a process for wall checking on a weekly basis? You'd think that he would want to know if one of his many wall building teams went off track and walled themselves in. Or is the whole company a labyrinth where you can't tell whether this or that steaming pile of dung is on inside or outside of the wall?

Life tech so second rate.

Life tech so second rate. Copy cat me 2 products. There are better products for everything you do.

just quit you fucking cunt!!

just quit you fucking cunt!! I would love to slap you like the worthless STD that you are

bunch of fucking cowards on

bunch of fucking cowards on this site. say your name and I will fire you . oh wait you were already fired for being a dumb ass cock sucker

"Your attempt at sarcasm and

"Your attempt at sarcasm and humor is failing. You are an idiot and probably WILL be one of the first to go."

You are an idiot and WILL be the first to go. I am presenting that in Boston.

"Your attempt at sarcasm and

"Your attempt at sarcasm and humor is failing. You are an idiot and probably WILL be one of the first to go."

As if any of you anal retentive Life Tech morons would know humor if it bit you in the ass?

Let me add some BS to this

Let me add some BS to this rumor mill....
I'm all over the wall (WTF does that mean anyway?) on the disintegration and all of this has been exhaustively discussed. All pure facts!!!
Please stop trying to deceive people. If you dislike your job or leader so much, maybe we will can you in December unless your were fired due to our stupidity or can't get passed the first cut. My instinct is the latter. I suggest you continue to frequent this site for more updates from your truly(I am in the "know").
I know for sure as I will be presenting the plan for you all to walk the plank next week in Boston.
Noone knows yet what will happen (except me) and if they say they do, they are not being honest! Really?

Your attempt at sarcasm and humor is failing. You are an idiot and probably WILL be one of the first to go.

Let me add some BS to this

Let me add some BS to this rumor mill....

I'm all over the wall (WTF does that mean anyway?) on the disintegration and all of this has been exhaustively discussed. All pure facts!!!
Please stop trying to deceive people. If you dislike your job or leader so much, maybe we will can you in December unless your were fired due to our stupidity or can't get passed the first cut. My instinct is the latter. I suggest you continue to frequent this site for more updates from your truly(I am in the "know").

I know for sure as I will be presenting the plan for you all to walk the plank next week in Boston.

Noone knows yet what will happen (except me) and if they say they do, they are not being honest! Really?

y'all shud b live it, b'cause

y'all shud b live it, b'cause this dude iz "over da wall".

And why are we to trust your

And why are we to trust your information????? What makes you more trustworthy than the typical Life Tech scum?

Let me add some facts to this

Let me add some facts to this rumor mill....
I'm over the wall on the integration and none of this has even been discussed. All pure negative speculation!!! Please stop trying to scare and worry people. If you dislike your job or leader so much, maybe you should be the 1st to resign unless your were fired and can't get passed that. My instinct is the latter. I suggest you delete this site from your browser as not a single comment here is accurate. I know as I will be presenting at the walk the wall next week in Boston.

Mo one knows yet what will happen and if they say they do, they are not being honest!

Exactly! I too am tired of the constant complaining and false information. If it's so bad, then leave. Very easy to do.

Walk The Wall in

Walk The Wall in Boston.....is that something like the "perp" walk you do when you are being escorted out of the building by security after you get "laid off"?

"I know as I will be

"I know as I will be presenting at the walk the wall next week in Boston."

"Yet another biz school term from someone who doesn't first look at the urban dictionary..."

Nothing would surprise me at a Life Tech meeting.

'.....m over the wall on the

'.....m over the wall on the integration and none of this has even been discussed.... ' and you are posting on rumor board? hmm...hmm

...I know as I will be presenting at the walk the wall next week in Boston... none been discussed but you will be presenting what?

Facts?

"I know as I will be

"I know as I will be presenting at the walk the wall next week in Boston."

Yet another biz school term from someone who doesn't first look at the urban dictionary...

Oh gee the "you would be

Oh gee the "you would be surprised who I really am" idiot is here again. Havent you had enough of the Life Tech Kool Aid yet?LOL

finally some reason... you

finally some reason... you will be flamed here by the whiners, but thanks for sharing your insight.

Let me add some facts to this

Let me add some facts to this rumor mill....

I'm over the wall on the integration and none of this has even been discussed. All pure negative speculation!!! Please stop trying to scare and worry people. If you dislike your job or leader so much, maybe you should be the 1st to resign unless your were fired and can't get passed that. My instinct is the latter. I suggest you delete this site from your browser as not a single comment here is accurate. I know as I will be presenting at the walk the wall next week in Boston.

Mo one knows yet what will happen and if they say they do, they are not being honest!

Layoff is planned for after

Layoff is planned for after Thanksgiving and after forced vacation to lighten the load on the books. Don't know about distribution but 7305 is a goner. Mark my words.!

Life Tech Distribution is

Life Tech Distribution is going bye bye as well.

kinda makes you wonder what

kinda makes you wonder what they will do to LIFE next year. anyone have estimates?

Figure on a couple thousand by end of 2014. Probably hundreds by attrition.

Information Tech in Frederick

Information Tech in Frederick is definitely closing down. You heard it here folks.

TMO reported at earnings they

TMO reported at earnings they had already fired off 650 of their own this past month.... kinda makes you wonder what they will do to LIFE next year. anyone have estimates?

No, MM probably has to live

No, MM probably has to live at home with Momma since he blew all his money on that Mercedes Benz thats supposed to make him look less fat.

MM have house, he don't live

MM have house, he don't live in his mommas basement

Here here now, I thought I

Here here now, I thought I was the one who provided "classic responses" Now you are unloading your yes men platitudes on someone else. I'm so grief sticken.LOL

Yes. "LOL" indeed.

Here here now, I thought I

Here here now, I thought I was the one who provided "classic responses" Now you are unloading your yes men platitudes on someone else. I'm so grief sticken.LOL

If I were you I wouldnt let

If I were you I wouldnt let this so called Life Tech Troll bother you. This person is most likely not doing all that much better then those who they deem "bitter and jaded" among other clever labels. Sitting in their cubicle all day defending a glorified sweat shop is probably the high light of their day and supports the fantasy that they are some how helping and that upper management may reward them.

Uh yeah. Classic response. Very much like the "live in your mother's basement" reply often given by e-badasses like yourself.

I don't think I'm any better or worse than my co-workers. If fact, we all get along quite well. Just can't assholes like you who have nothing better to do than complain incessantly about the company they work for and how anyone who isn't like them MUST be a troll or asskisser.

You keep thinking you have the upper hand here. It's funny to watch the train wreck as you try and describe how people (who are where you obviously want to be) got to where they are. You just can't accept your obvious failures at Life.

If I were you I wouldnt let

If I were you I wouldnt let this so called Life Tech Troll bother you. This person is most likely not doing all that much better then those who they deem "bitter and jaded" among other clever labels. Sitting in their cubicle all day defending a glorified sweat shop is probably the high light of their day and supports the fantasy that they are some how helping and that upper management may reward them.

Oh sorry some of us have

Oh sorry some of us have lives and dont have time to sit on our asses watching movies.

One eyed fat man? Where did

One eyed fat man? Where did you get that impression?LOL

It's a movie reference but obviously over your head. "LOL"

One eyed fat man? Where did

One eyed fat man? Where did you get that impression?LOL

Fair to middling. Try

Fair to middling. Try me.

Mighty bold talk from a one eyed fat man.

I'm not MM, but I did stay in

I'm not MM, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

The reality is, none of you

The reality is, none of you have any prior knowledge of what is going on.

I do. I am MM (AKA Mr. KnowItAll)

"The trolls are hired by

"The trolls are hired by LIFE."

You're probably right, they're sure as hell not good for anything else.LOL

The trolls are hired by LIFE.

The trolls are hired by LIFE.

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